My BIG ELEPHANT EARS

So my pops told me that I have "ears like an elephant". I wasn't sure what an elephant was because I never seen one in real life so I decided to google and I found this.

First I must say WOW! Imagine that coming up and snuggling with ya at bed time. Now I know I have big ears but really pops? REALLY? Now let's take a look at my ears..

Now look. I do know I have big ears. My mom calls me "flops" because they flop around when I walk and run. And they blow elegantly in the breeze when I am in the car. But they are no where near the size of an elephant. NO OFFENSE TO MY ELEPHANT PALS OUT THERE. I think my ears give me character. They are also great for listening. Do you know how many TIMES I listen to my humans? They are always chatting me up with their problems which I don't mind! That's what I am here for! But I will take this time to admit that I do ignore my humans sometimes. And those times are when I hear these words.

No!

Don't!

Stop!

No more!

Baxter get down!

Baxter get that out of your mouth!

DOWN!

Baxter what are you doing?

Baxter that is not a toy!

Those are the only times I "pretend" I don't hear my humans. What can I say? I am a sneaky Beagle! When I am comfortably sleeping on the king size bed in a mountain of pillows and they tell me to get down I simply do not want to get down! How would they like it if I woke them up from a peaceful sleep? Oh wait. I do that. But I am a Beagle and I am cute so I am allowed to. But I do whip right back up in shape when I hear the words

DO YOU WANT THE GUN?!

Now by gun they mean the spray bottle. I HATE the spray bottle with all my heart. But here is a funny story. While my humans were out for the day they let the spray bottle out in the open. And what did I do? I chews that spray nozzle right off! They bought another spray bottle and I did the same thing! BOL! Serves them right. I heard them talk about buying a new bottle but maybe they will be smarter and NOT let it out in the open.