A game I LOVE but my mom HATES

So, I would like to share a fun game I like to play with my mom. The rules are as follows:

1. Wake up EARLY.
2. Sniff my mom's face
3. Lay on top of her head until she pushes me off.
4. Start wrestling on the bed with my brother Earnheart to get him up.
5. *Part I hate* I get squirted with the squirt bottle.
6. Lay back down.
7. 2 minutes later get back up. And stare at my mom.
8. Look over at my pops. He's oblivious to this all.
9. Jump off the bed whine at the door.
10. Mom yells "BAXTER LAY DOWN"
11. I lay back down.
12. 2 mins later get back up find some kind of object or item to get into.
13. Mom hears the ruckus. Pops still oblivious.
14. Squirted again with squirt gun.
15. Lay back down.
16. 2 mins later get back up.
17. Go to door and whine.
18. Mom finally gives in. Grumpily gets up. *I don't why she did sleep 2 hours!!*
19. We go outside. YAY!
20. I stand there and just look around.
21. Sniff at stuff.
22. Stare some more.
23. Mom is getting inpatient.
24. Sniff some more.
25. More staring.
26. Mom is threatening to go back in so I let out a tinkle to make her happy.
27. Go back to staring and sniffing.
28. I hear mom tapping her foot and calling my name.
29. Give her a quick glance then go back to staring and sniffing.
30. Finally my mom had enough she said we are going in.
31. I do my infamous slow motion walk/stretch back to the door.

Ahh. I don't get humans. Why do they get all huffy and puffy about the morning time? I am ready to PAAWWTY. Isn't 2 hours of sleep enough?