Playing around with my blog again

Big THANKS to BEAR for becoming my FIRST official follower. Bear is awesome! Thank you.

Also. I am playing around with my layout. SOO many choices.

One more thing. I am LONG over do for a photoshoot. I must get my pops on that.

I...Am ...A PAPER HOLIC.

Hey, I will admit it. I am one SNEAKY Beagle. Though I get caught MANY times getting into things I shouldn't get into. The punishment? That STUPID squirt gun. Yes everyone out there. I HATE water. When I am misbehaving. I get squirted by a spray bottle. Heck! Even the mention of the squirt gun sends shivers down my spine. The minute I see my humans reach for that yellow bottle I bolt. And when they ask me "Baxter, do you want the gun?" I bolt. Now I love my humans with all my heart but they have to understand I AM A BEAGLE. My duties in life are sniffing and getting into things I shouldn't get into. What would my life be if I didn't? I enjoy exploring the house and finding objects. Even though my humans "dog proof" (BOL I have to chuckle at that) the house I will find SOMETHING. With a sniffer like mine it's impossible for me not to! Wanna know what my favorite thing to get into? Paper. ESPECCCCCCCIALLLY Tissue paper. Oh the joys I get ripping to shreds tissues. Toilet paper rolls are the best because the shredding never seems to stop! I also enjoy cardboard, writing paper, packaging..the list goes on and on. One time I shredded a whole box of Capri Sun. The box was laying out freely by the refrigerator. Now how could I resist? There laid a perfectly UNOPEN, UNDESTROY, SHINY NEW BOX. What was a Beagle supposed to do? So I dragged that sucker out of the kitchen. It was quite heavy but I am a strong dude with TONS of determination. I did not drink or destroy those foil pouches I just demolished the box. When my humans got home they found traces of the cardboard box all over the house. They followed the trail and found me under the desk with the box. I proceeded to hide the evidence by covering it with my chin. That didn't work out too well. Next thing I know my pops had the squirt gun. *SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT*. I ran for my life! Now let me tell you. I am other wise a GREAT Beagle. I am loving, fun, entertaining, and oh so cute. Everyone loves me. But I am here to admit. I. THAT BEAGLE BAXTER. AM ADDICTED TO PAPER. *Whew* There I said it. I wonder if there are self help group for dogs like me? 

Yours Truly,

That Beagle Baxter

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A game I LOVE but my mom HATES

So, I would like to share a fun game I like to play with my mom. The rules are as follows:

1. Wake up EARLY.
2. Sniff my mom's face
3. Lay on top of her head until she pushes me off.
4. Start wrestling on the bed with my brother Earnheart to get him up.
5. *Part I hate* I get squirted with the squirt bottle.
6. Lay back down.
7. 2 minutes later get back up. And stare at my mom.
8. Look over at my pops. He's oblivious to this all.
9. Jump off the bed whine at the door.
10. Mom yells "BAXTER LAY DOWN"
11. I lay back down.
12. 2 mins later get back up find some kind of object or item to get into.
13. Mom hears the ruckus. Pops still oblivious.
14. Squirted again with squirt gun.
15. Lay back down.
16. 2 mins later get back up.
17. Go to door and whine.
18. Mom finally gives in. Grumpily gets up. *I don't why she did sleep 2 hours!!*
19. We go outside. YAY!
20. I stand there and just look around.
21. Sniff at stuff.
22. Stare some more.
23. Mom is getting inpatient.
24. Sniff some more.
25. More staring.
26. Mom is threatening to go back in so I let out a tinkle to make her happy.
27. Go back to staring and sniffing.
28. I hear mom tapping her foot and calling my name.
29. Give her a quick glance then go back to staring and sniffing.
30. Finally my mom had enough she said we are going in.
31. I do my infamous slow motion walk/stretch back to the door.

Ahh. I don't get humans. Why do they get all huffy and puffy about the morning time? I am ready to PAAWWTY. Isn't 2 hours of sleep enough?

HELLO WORLD

Welcome to my blog. My name is Baxter and I am a Beagle in case you didn't noticed. I am new to this bloggging world so hang in there until I get used to it. If you are on blogger.com follow me and I will follow you back! I know my blog looks rather silly. I am trying to get the "customization" to my liking. It could take a while. I am a picky Beagle. Anyways. I look forward to blogging. I am already on Twitter so if you haven't already. FOLLOW ME!! http://twitter.com/#!/beaglebaxter

ALL that being said. I have some rather amusing blogs in store so please stay tuned.

Yours Truly,
That Beagle Baxter